Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Classifieds; a smile for your day...

 

1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! 

2. FREE PUPPIES: 
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. 

3. FREE PUPPIES.. 
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. 
Father, Super Dog. Able to leap tall fences in a single bound. 

4. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. 
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. 
Better be a big reward. 

5. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. 
Also 1 gay bull for sale. 

6. NORDIC TRACK 
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby. 

7. GEORGIA PEACHES 
California grown - 89 cents/lb. 

8. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! 
Must sell washer and dryer $300. 

9. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. 
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. 

And the best one?: 

10. FOR SALE BY OWNER: 
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. 
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, 
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
 
Hat Tip; Ree 

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