Saturday, August 14, 2010

Gubmint and How Gubmint Works



Once upon a time, the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.  Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night."  

So they created a night watchman  position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"  So they created a planning department and hired two
people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"  So they created a Quality Control department  and hired two people.  One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following  positions, a time keeper and a payroll officer, then hired two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"  So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a  Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cut back overall  cost."

So they laid off the night watchman.

NOW slowly, let it sink in.

Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter.

Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the  Carter Administration?

Anybody?

Anything?

No?

Didn't think so!

Bottom line.  We've spent several hundred  billion dollars in support of an agency... the reason for which  not one person who reads this can remember!

Ready??


It was very simple... and at the time, everybody thought it very appropriate.

The Department of Energy was instituted on August 4, 1977,
TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN  OIL.
Hey, pretty efficient, huh???

AND NOW IT'S 2010 -- 32  YEARS LATER -- AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS "NECESSARY" DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR.  THEY HAVE 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND LOOK AT THE JOB THEY HAVE DONE!  THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, "WHAT WAS I THINKING?"



 
Thirty-two years ago 30% of our oil consumption was foreign imports.  Today 70% of our oil consumption is foreign imports.

Ah, yes -- good ole bureaucracy.

AND, NOW, WE ARE GOING TO TURN THE BANKING SYSTEM,  HEALTH CARE, ACHIEVING CO2 EMISSION REDUCTIONS AND THE AUTO INDUSTRY OVER TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?


HELLOOO!  Anybody Home?


Hat Tip; Mrs. M

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