Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Southern Security System

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.


2.  Place boots on your front porch, along with several empty beercans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine, and several NRA magazines.


3. Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition.  Back in an hour.  Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.   


I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

P.S. I locked all four of 'em in the house.  Better wait outside."

INSTALLATION COMPLETE!
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