How bad is the economy?

How bad is the economy? The economy is so bad that:

1. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

2. Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

3. Hot wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

4. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

5. PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings

6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4- ouncer.

7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.

8. A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico ...

9. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

10. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

11. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

12. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"

13. Motel Six won't leave the light on.

14. The Mafia has laid off judges. And FINALLY.

15. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. So, the guy that made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.