Tuesday, August 18, 2009

A Rachael Maddows look-alike?

They say everyone has a look-alike, I find it ironic that this twinkle-toes looks like Rachael Madcow.
But here's the real story.

It looks like there's something to this psychic stuff. Fortuneteller June Mitchell of Ocean City, NJ was apparently able to divine that this guy is a homosexual:




The rump ranger (sorry) above is Jamie Cohen, a visitor from Los Angeles. When a tarot card reading revealed that Mitchell didn't think much of his perverted sexual activities, Cohen stormed out without paying.

Cohen whimpered afterward:

I just wanted to go home to Los Angeles after that. I wanted to crawl up in a ball with my boyfriend and not move.
He took his revenge by demanding that local business owners sign a petition endorsing his repugnant proclivities. But when he presented the petition at City Hall, for some reason no one wanted to touch it.

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