HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new/ empty folder in your computer.

2. Name it 'barack obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'barack obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?



GOOD! – Tomorrow we'll do nancy pelosi.