Classifieds; a smile for your day...

 

1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 

8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! 

2. FREE PUPPIES: 

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. 

3. FREE PUPPIES.. 

Mother, AKC German Shepherd. 

Father, Super Dog. Able to leap tall fences in a single bound. 

4. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. 

Looks like a rat. Been out a while. 

Better be a big reward. 

5. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. 

Also 1 gay bull for sale. 

6. NORDIC TRACK 

$300 Hardly used, call Chubby. 

7. GEORGIA PEACHES 

California grown - 89 cents/lb. 

8. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! 

Must sell washer and dryer $300. 

9. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. 

Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. 

And the best one?: 

10. FOR SALE BY OWNER: 

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. 

$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, 

Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

 

Hat Tip; Ree