Obama Government to Issue New Clean Vehicles

Along with the health-care bill the Obama Administration will be giving those in need of transportation a new Government approved vehicle.

The Obama Administration is reeling as they feel the New vehicle will not only provide cheap reliable transportation to those in need but will also contribute to a much healthier public ("regular people").

The free vehicle will not be big enough to carry a gun or a bible (sorry Pennsylvania) but comes with a convenient compartment that holds an Independence card, medical card, and a pocket to organize monthly AFDC receipts.

It's the very first vehicle ever produced that will never see a fuel station. The free Obama vehicle is also the only vehicle that emits zero emissions so there will be no need to purchase any carbon credits that will soon be applied to owners of all dino fuel powered vehicles.

The Obama vehicle will also be available to those that wish to "crush their klunker" a program to lower carbon emissions. If you "crush your klunker" you will be eligible to purchase the Obama vehicle by making a "donation" to Freedy and Franny, proceeds will go directly to the bank.








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The best part about the Obama vehicle is that it can be ordered in a variety of colors, yellow and pink, or pink and yellow. The Obama vehicle requires absolutely no maintenance, even the tires are built to last a lifetime and will never need replacing. 

Hurry and pick your color NOW, these vehicles will be going fast.