Things are just getting harder and harder for me to get anything done

There was a bit of  confusion at Ace Hardware this morning. When I was ready to pay for my  purchases of gunpowder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing  me!"
 
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman  about the gun registry
people running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided, I found  out that she was referring to my credit card.
 
I have been  asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
  
They need to  make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!