Facebook For Seniors!

For those of my generation who do not and cannot  comprehend why Facebook exists:

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the  same principles.

Therefore, every day I walk down the street and, if someone makes eye contact with me, I tell them what I have eaten,  how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do  later and with whom.

I give them  pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the  garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town,  having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.

I also listen to their response, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them. 

And it works just like Facebook. 

I  already have four people following me: Two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist!