Friday, October 21, 2011

10 things to ponder

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number
9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number
8
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
.

Number
7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number
6
Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.


Number
4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number
3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30? Omg – how true is that!

Number
2
In the ‘60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number
1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers – what you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.


and as someone recently said to me:

"Don't worry about old age –
it doesn't last that long ."

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