October Is Adopt-A-Dog Month

Questions to God from just about any dog...........

Eddie (adopted)

Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?


Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?


Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?


Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?

Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and  Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Love your friend -

the dog

Contact your local animal shelter and ask about becomming a foster parent.  Give a dog the chance to love you. 

October Is Adopt-A-Dog Month

Frederick - a foster dog

Letter to God from a foster dog;

Dear God:  

Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog. 

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.   

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just  because I like the way they smell.  

3. The Litter Box is not a  cookie jar.  

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.  

5. The  garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 

6. I will not play  tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 
7.  Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying  'hello'.  

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table  

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. 

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. 

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. 

12. The  cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that  noise, it's usually not a good thing.

Your friend,

Frederick - the foster dog