The Bike Trail is about to be completed from Nassawadox to Onley thanks to $23 million in federal funds announced Tuesday.
For only $20 million I will provide an on-demand taxi service between Nassawadox and Onley with a trailer to transport your bicycle, if desired, plus free lifetime membership in an airconditioned fitness center.
tk for ppe says: That's a generous offer but you realize you'll also be sending a few thousand government workers to the unemployment line.