Showing posts with label green. Show all posts
Showing posts with label green. Show all posts

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Tree-hugging Moonbats worship Trees

People! this is the liberal democrats that are running our government at present.

I'd bet my last dollar that these 'tree worshipers' are vegetarians,
Oh, and does the drummer know that's pig skin?



What's not funny is these people run our 'green government' programs'

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Obama's Commie Green Czar: "White Polluters" Steered Poison Into Minority Communities (Video)

No wonder Hussein Obama liked him.
Barack Obama's communist Green Czar Van Jones told an audience last year that white polluters steered poison into minority communities:

Wake-up America, this is the avenue that the POTUS and the liberal left want us to take.
Please take the time to listen to this compilation of sound and video.





It sounds eerily like Barack himself, no?
After all, Obama said himself, ""That's just how white folks will do you."

Monday, August 31, 2009

Candlelight Dinners Declared to Be a Health Hazard

There isn't much our liberal rulers wouldn't take away from us in the name of our safety. Not even candlelight dinners are safe.

The American Chemical Society has announced that "emission products of petroleum-based candles in nonventilated enclosed areas" are potential health hazards. Proclaims Ruhullah Massoudi, a chemistry professor at South Carolina State University:

[L]ighting many paraffin candles every day for years or lighting them frequently in an un-ventilated bathroom around a tub, for example, may cause problems.

When the experts speak, the legislators are never far behind.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Tech: Buy Carbon Indulgences Directly From Trees

Attention moonbats who buy carbon offsets: Why let exploitative middlemen like Al Gore come between you and the trees you hug? Use the new ATREEM instead:
Designer Nitipak Samsen has designed the Automated Tree-Rental for Emission Encaging Machine (ATREEM), which essentially allows you to purchase carbon credits from a tree. The gadget measures the growth of a tree, translating into how much carbon dioxide the tree has absorbed. The gadget is designed to highlight just how long it takes for our carbon dioxide emissions to be reabsorbed.
The device is more about awareness than being a practical method for charging people for their carbon dioxide emissions. However, the gadget is capable of charging credit cards using its swipe-card interface.


Fools and their money are soon parted. Not even trees can refrain from ripping them off.