Is the pressure of the job finally getting to President Obama? .
10. Started his day eating a pack of cigarettes and smoking a waffle
9. He's losing so much hair, he asked for Biden's transplant guy
8. He's ballooned up to 155 pounds
7. On last "date night," accidentally went dancing with Secretary of Transportation Ray Lahoud
6. Instead of Gitmo, accidentally shut down Geico
5. He's eating dimes like they're Tic-Tacs
4. Vowed to put a man on Jupiter by the end of the week
3. Promised his kids a horse if they solve the housing crisis
2. Announced November election was rigged and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is our real president
1. Claims he's having a worse week than Letterman
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