Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Big Government. Small Brains. Dumb Laws

Delaware 


“R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

City Laws in Delaware

Fenwick Island
 
It shall be unlawful for any person to sleep, lie or loiter on, or occupy as a sleeping quarter or under the guise of pretending to sleep, on any part of the public beaches within the corporate limits of the Town of Fenwick Island, Delaware, between 12:00 midnight and 8:00 a.m. local time.
Full text of the law.

Activities inside vehicles prohibited.

It shall be unlawful for any person to live, dwell, cook, sleep, change clothes or use toilet facilities inside any vehicle within the corporate limits of the Town of Fenwick Island, Delaware.
116-5. Tailgating. [Amended 8-30-1980] It shall be unlawful for any person to tailgate from any vehicle or picnic on any street or highway within the corporate limits of the Town of Fenwick Island, Delaware. For the purposes of this chapter, "tailgating" shall mean standing or sitting and eating or drinking on any street or highway and using the vehicle as a picnic facility.
Lewes
 
It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
 
Rehoboth Beach
 
No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.
On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval.
One may not whisper in church.
No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.
Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.
Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.
Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
South Bethany
 
All persons must carry a bag with them at all times when they walk their dog in case said dog “poops”, or risk a $100 fine.

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