With age comes wisdom.

A 75 years old fellow, who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the one day, when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming. Then he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?"The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me, and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your wife!"The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his front breast pocket.Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me, and I will be your beautiful wife."He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."With age comes wisdom.