Church Boobs

There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted
Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she
Played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation
Considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be
Done about this or they would have to get another Organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to
'Mash up some green Persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts
And maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her not to eat any of the
Green Persimmons, though, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth
Pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while'.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said....


'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon
Tewday.'