Preserved Children

1  large field
6  children
3  dogs
6  pebbles
1  small brook
100 flowers
1  blue sky
1  sun
1  bath tub                        

Mix children with dogs well together, put them on a field, stirring constantly.
Pour the brook over the pebbles, sprinkle the field with flowers, spread over a deep blue sky and bake in the sun.                                          

   When brown, set away to cool in the bath tub.                                  

                                                                           J.C.